Like the old proverb says, "When a baby smiles, angels sound trumpets that shoot rainbows over the world which in turn create hailstorms of Skittles that toddlers and unemployed middle-aged people gather in their hands. Then they all do somersaults down grassy hills into a pile of down pillows and fresh autumn leaves, and the Easter Bunny winks and the Tooth Fairy does the charleston and Captain Planet is also there -- and did I mention everyone is recycling? Well, they are -- and then those angels from the beginning decide to play XBox 360 and everyone gets a high score."