Mom wonders where she put that cup.
Breakfast, August 2006.

Dad's cereal does not, in fact, have any marshmallows of any kind.

Then we went to White Pine Beach. Later that day, August 2006.

Pale people aren't sure what to do in the natural sunlight: completing the Province crossword (and scoffing at their mistakes).

Mom gives her approval.

Baby's first suntan. ('Beach babes' beside us gossip loudly about their friends, we eavesdrop on why Steffi is a "total bitch".)

These sunglasses get 100% UV coverage, 33% face coverage.

More out-of-breath than a 7.5-month pregnant woman.

The pregnant version of flashing strangers.

The happy couple (baby off-camera, likely hitting on/gossipping with 'beach babes').